# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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