Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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