last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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