I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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