But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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