Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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