I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize