Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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