I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Boobs are out for the taking
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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