No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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