New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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