Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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