So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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