So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
