love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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