Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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