why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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