his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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