y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Randomize
