question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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