I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she looked like the before picture.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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