i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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