i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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