do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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