Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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