This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Randomize
