I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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