Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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