Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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