Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Ladies don't puke and tell
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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