do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I wear drunk well.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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