Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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