he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So vagazzling was a success
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
