too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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