why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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