quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
birth control should be required to get into college
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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