i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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