I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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