I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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