I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
My breath smells like gin and sadness
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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