We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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