I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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