Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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