Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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