I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Are my feet made of real feet?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
