That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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