i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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