Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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