More tranny stories later!
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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