walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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