i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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