Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
