We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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