Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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