I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
